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Bulgarian Split Squats

When you pay a premium to get super sore.
Your Hanny Granny gave me some Bulgarian Split Squats yesterday.
by TruceOff July 31, 2022
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Abortion Squats

These are any form of squats; Front, Back, Zercher, Box that are done with such horrible form and technique that watching it is reminiscent of watching an abortion. These squats are usually perpetrated by 150lb white males who have Youtube channels. These perpetrators can be found in most commercial gym settings and are usually accompanied by several other males of the same physical build.
Check out that skinny kid in the squat rack doing abortion squats and recording it, what a fuckin douche.
by SWOLEdier Mike March 17, 2011
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Doing Squats At The Beach

verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.

It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?

You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010
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hoe squats

The act of a girl bending down like a stripper and slapping her booty in the process.
Damn, did you see all the hoe squats that bitch was doing on me? leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
by Big Pimpy Ed May 19, 2010
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Gaydar squats

When your "Gaydar" goes off during a squat session.
Gaydar Squats: "Mr. Sullivan's wrestling attire was setting off Mr. Weiss' Gaydar while having Mr. Sullivan Spot him during an intense session of squats."
by Daveyboy23 December 16, 2008
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chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 6, 2017
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Dumpster-squats

Is when you do squats (kegels) because of entering and exiting said dumpsters.
When jumping in and out of dumpsters(dumpster-squats)
by Dumpster-squats September 7, 2018
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