squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011

squashed rat

pressing you dick up against a window (normally car)

I gave him a squashed rat

by simon... March 24, 2008

squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011