Sponkdus

When you f*rt/sh*t in a girls pussy and then eat her out

Darron did you sponkdus penny last night?

by BlastingPark159 July 14, 2019

Sponkenberry

The ancient Germanic practice of applying berries to the buttocks of a naked friend (lying face down) and then thwacking the buttocks with a fish, splatting the berries in the process.

"Damn, I hate the cleaning up after a Sponkenberry session" "Ja, but the experience is so revitalizing"

by Splod99 April 9, 2019

sponkey

It is the "sped" and "monkey joined merged into one word.

ur such a sponkey bro

by sycloneeeee September 26, 2020

Cranky sponko

An old ladies virgina

Your Nan showed me her cranky sponko

by Cheeky donny March 22, 2019

sponke

Australian immigrant group's alliterative misspelling of spank. Will be used as widely as cofefe . Refer to current major 2017 Australian debate on same sex marriage ahead of a planned plebiscite (or vote). Especially by those arguing the "No" case by using irrelevant and unrelated topics such as voting "Yes" will approve beastiality, paedophilia & poligamy, & having school children role play being sexual in some way. In this particular misuse: masturbation.

Voting for same sex marriage in Australia will result in your children learning how to "sponke" the monkey.

by Dougal of Oz September 5, 2017

spoonky

Spoonky is a word made-up for saying in a strange way that something is crazy or unique or weird. It was probably first used by Austin Emerson and Audrey Bauer, in a Wattpad book titled "Call It Love". It's a good book, you should check it out.

"Life works in spoonky ways, indeed."

by babetown January 13, 2019

SPLONK

A linguistic device used in comic books. Here are some sound effect examples from Batman: Bam, Boom, Plop, Splat, Thwack, Zap

1. Splonk is an onomatopoeia.
2. Spiderman punched his lights out... Ka-POW! The bad guy fell over dead- SPLONK.

by Sundancer16 April 25, 2011