spunkled

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Spunkmeister

Spunkmeister is a British insult, it roughly means someone skilled in sperm and correlates to a virgin.

Blake: Nathaniel, you are such a spunkmeister
Nathaniel: What the hell man! No, I'm not.

by Bl8ek May 14, 2022

spankies

Underware or the briefs worn under a cheerleading or pon pom uniform.

"Wait dont come in yet, I only have my spankies on!"

by frog4lunch November 6, 2003

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011

spunkle

Name given to that extra special uncle, the type of uncle who likes helping out at bath time.

Gary glitter is my spunkle. I didn't want to be in his gang, i just didn't have a choice.

by Mr Peeeeee March 9, 2010

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012