A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.
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man 1: ew
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Tasha and Charlene would hang around the doggers car park picking up the used spunk bags and drinking what was in them.
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My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.
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Get the man spunk mug.an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.
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