spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

spelk

A splinter: origin: North East.

i.e Sunderland/Newcastle/Middlesborough
Mackem Geordie Smog Monster

The young lad had been working on his Tree HOuse and got a spelk in his thumb.

by SAFC May 17, 2007

spunk bag

A spunk bag is a condom. A bag to catch your spunk.

Tasha and Charlene would hang around the doggers car park picking up the used spunk bags and drinking what was in them.

by Big Baws May 2, 2006

spunk shui

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.

My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.

by acefan February 27, 2009

Greek spunk receptacle

An English woman who holidays in Corfu with her slutty friends and offers her fanny to every Greek man she meets, especially if he has "national service buttocks".

"See that bird with the Kilroy tan? She's a Greek spunk receptacle"

by Benko Jubb July 14, 2006

man spunk

semen, man mustard, cum.

I ran out of tissues so I had to whipe up my man spunk with my sock.

by Dan Antosh June 28, 2006

spunk bullet

an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.

"had my first wank in a week today and i fired a large caliber spunk bullet, near took my head off!

by shaftshagnasty August 5, 2008