spauld

A spoilded kid who thinks the world owes him something. Their needs always come before everyone elses. Usually angry at the world. From the movie "Caddyshack". Spaulds usually go through long periods of time akin to the female menstrual cycle whereby some months they will be outgoing and friendly and other months at a time can be angry during which some of the Spaulds peers refer to him as "Angry Guy" One can easily reconize a spauld by quick retraction like movements of the head while simultaneosly looking up at the ceiling and rubbing the chest with one hand due to medical condition involving the gastrointerstinal system. Synonyms: Spaulding, the Spald, splud, spald child, Brother Spaulding.

THe guy who brings doiwn the whole party is a spauld

by Staxxx May 31, 2007

Spruce bug

Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.

"Holy shit that spruce bug just dive bombed me from that tree and ripped a chunk out of my arm.... FUCK!!!!"

by bytesmasher August 24, 2008

Darren Sproles

One of the most exciting running backs ever to grace the college gridiron. Drafted late in the 2005 draft by the San Diego Chargers, is now the NFL's second leading kick-off return man.

This guy kicks ass soome of the best highlight film runs ive ever seen.

"Damn, that Darren Sproles is the shit."

by nicname October 3, 2005

Sprung

when you first lay eyes on someone- and even though your logic tells you otherwise you can't help but want to know them and be close to them. When every text or phone call makes you smile. And every song brings a mental picture of them to your head and you wish they were there to listen to it with you. When there is no where in world you'd rather be but with them. When shivers go donwn your spine everytime you hear them say your name... When it physically hurts you want them so bad. When you can't even put it into words what is going on inside... it just feels crazy and great..

I'm sprung on you right now and no one else. Not sure what to do with that yet, but it's the truth.

by Jess Araceli February 22, 2009

Spruce Tree

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.

You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.

by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021

Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.

I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced

by LemonShake32 April 26, 2023

sprudge

espresso sludge, a build up of fine particles of ground espresso.

while making coffee for a million people my shoes were covered in sprudge

by sproducts69 September 11, 2009