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This is a Sprul - LIFE IS THE COFFEE

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain-looking, some expensive, and some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

After all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said:

"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress."

"Be assur ed that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases, it's just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups. and then began eyeing each other's cups."

"Now consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, houses, cars, things, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us."

God brews the coffee, not the cups . . . enjoy your coffee!
sprul by BrendenIrish77 December 24, 2008
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sprungle 

sprungle:
It means whatever the f*ck you want it to be~
sPRUNGLE EVERYONE

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V*rgin marky: I’m a bad*ss
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Toffee:....
Jaequisha:...
Doyoyo:....
Tenshi:....
Johnny:....
Winwin:....
Tae-eel:....
Ryuwon:....
TaeWrong:... what in the name of sprungle?
sprungle by Taetaeeeee November 5, 2018
Related Words
sprul • Sprules • sprulik • spruce • Spaulding • skrull • Spril • sproul • Sproule • sprouling

Śpiulkolot 

Polish word that without any reason won best polish youth word 2021. No one knows how this word even got into the voting, who voted for it or from where it appeared. It means "place for sleeping", but no one knew it before this word appeared.
A: Czy widziałeś mój nowy śpiulkolot? - Have you seen my new śpiulkolot?
B: Czym jest kurwa śpiulkolot? - What the fuck is śpiulkolot?
Śpiulkolot by TheLithek December 13, 2021

Spaulding High School 

A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself
Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”

Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”
Spaulding High School by zay12 October 8, 2017
When you're so infatuated with one person that you feel almost as though you're in love with them, yet you can't quite define it as love. Being sprung for someone is when their name doesn't stay off your mind for more than a few minutes; when you feel like you couldn't live without them; when it seems that everything you do, you do for them. When you're sprung, you're stuck on one person; suddenly, no one seems to matter quite as much as they do; when you don't see them all day, it feels like you're missing something, like the day didn't even count as a real day.

When that person comes close to you, your heart starts fluttering, beating faster and harder, and it feels like it might explode out of your chest. Your hands get clammy, and your head feels like it's in a fog, where the only thing you can see, hear, feel, is them. When they touch you, your skin flushes from your head to your toes, and the spot they touched becomes super-sesitive, as if your body desperately wants to feel their touch as much as possible.

Sprung is when you have no control over how you feel for someone; you feel almost obsessed with them. Yet, somehow, it's still not quite love. Eventually, it will turn into love, though, given enough time.
Sounds like you're sprung for her, and bad, too.
Sprung by annie.g. June 1, 2011

Sprungle 

Sprungle is a word that means whatever you want it to mean at the time.
“ Oh SPRUNGLE I just got to the vet AND I FORGOT MY DOG AT HOME”
“I honestly hate sprungles!”
“Oh sprungle”
Sprungle by NakamotoRena July 10, 2019
Seeking out information.

In the Futurama Movie: Benders Big Score, aliens from the nudist beach planet "Nudar" trap the Planet Express crew in an internet scam and eventually take over the planet Earth.

These aliens have an organ called the "sprunger" they use for sniffing out information. Throughout the movie they are "sprunging" about for information.
Bender: What are you doing, wonderful masters?
Fleb: Sprunjing for information.
(Nudar sprunjes a wall)
Nudar: Oh! There's something here. I can sprunje it. Robot, tear it open!
Bender: Goody, goody, goody, goody!
(Bender starts hitting the wall with his head)
Zoidberg: What's that thing on your neck?
Nudar: Checking out my sprunjer, huh?
Zoidberg: I guess. What does it do?
Nudar: It's a special sense organ our species possesses. It engorges in the presence of... moans Information.
Zoidberg: Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.
(A quiet spraying sound is heard, then the nudists, Amy, and the Professor all look at Zoidberg and cover their noses)
(Bender finishes beating up the wall with his head)
Bender: Hey, look, a safe!
Farnsworth: That's my safe. I call keep-offsies.
Nudar: No callsies! Open it!
Sprunjing by ADPro October 13, 2009
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murderhobo 

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