shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events

The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"

by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010

Sporkfucker

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

by Sah-gay February 16, 2005

spornky

Feeling simultaneously hype and chill. Based off the fact that sporks are half spiked and half rounded.

I just did 5 shots and smoked a joint behind the cabin; I’m feeling spornky as fuck.

by emcgovern04 July 17, 2019

Pork on a spork

A policeman on a bicycle.

"Pork on a spork! Everybody stay cool."

by Mondeblue February 23, 2013

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

sporkin'

The act of intercourse whilst spooning.

I thought we were just going to spoon until i realized she didn't have panties on. Spooning sometimes leads to sporkin'.

by mikefreedom April 8, 2009

spork

spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork

sporkage: that fatass just had some extreme hardcore sporkage back there by those rowdy sporkers.

by 4dimensional March 19, 2004