Spooge Catcher

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009

snooze or spooge

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

by Stagmen November 30, 2017

spoiled turds

Turds that have been sitting out for a while.

Something stinks, oh its those spoiled turds overthere.

by essaymcgee1 November 17, 2013

spooder

a different form of saying spider

Axel: "Whoa check out that spider! It's huge!"
Jay: "excuse me, I think you mean spooder"

by ChronoKatt November 1, 2014

spoiler alert

Usu. a term to describe when crucial elements of a movie are about to be revealed (i.e. the ending, character deaths, a twist, etc.)

**Spoiler Alert!**

The girl in million dollar baby dies.

by INDIExCORE October 28, 2005

Spoiled Brat

A person who's parents give them everything they want. They wait on this child hand and foot through their teen years and fill their child's head with a distorted view of reality. They often have elaborate and expensive parties. This child will cry if something is not their way. This child often will abuse and walk all over their family members. Thus includes hitting and gloating about their expensive things to their cousins. When they are caught they make a fake story and cry to get out of trouble.

Spoiled brat: I'm only 9 and have an iPhone. Do you have one???
Cousin:No
Spoiled brat: (singsongy) I love my iPhone. I love my iPhone.
Cousin: (slaps the shit out of spoiled brat)
Spoiled brat: (crying) Mommy!!! I was doing nothing wrong and my cousin hit me!!!
Mom: (to cousin) you terrible person hurting my poor baby!!!!

by Cupcakegirlll December 27, 2012

Spoogeman

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

by LMom April 10, 2009