snooze or spooge

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

by Stagmen November 30, 2017

spooder

a different form of saying spider

Axel: "Whoa check out that spider! It's huge!"
Jay: "excuse me, I think you mean spooder"

by ChronoKatt November 1, 2014

Spoogeman

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

by LMom April 10, 2009

spooge pellets

A hard ripe pellet made from the after birth of a young camel. Usually these are ingested to keep bad spirits out and good spirits in.

My mom ate a spooge pellets before heading into the jungle.

by ratatadatat January 29, 2014

Spooge lugi

The big stringy hunk of ejaculate that comes out of the vagina the morning after an intimate encounter, always at an unpredictable time.

"Another yoga class interrupted by emergence of last nights spooge lugi."

by Cooeyk August 20, 2016

spoonerism

A word or phrase created by swapping the initial letters (or first consonant sounds) of two words or syllables to get a new word word or phrase. The spelling doesn't have to be correct, only the pronounciation is important. The term "spoonerism" was named after Reverend W.A. Spooner (1844-1930).

Not to be confused with anagrams, palindromes, and other word games.

- "Peas and carrots" is a spoonerism of "keys and parrots"
- "tea bags" becomes "bee tags"
- "trail mix" becomes "mail tricks"
- "Save the whales" becomes "wave the sails"
- "forearm" becomes "oar farm"

by Bill M. August 27, 2004

Spooge Monster

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.

Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.

by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003