soat

Shortest of all time

Some girl: Imagine being a soat like

by Kundaddy March 5, 2020

scoatted

Completely, utterly, and totally inebriated to the point at which conciousness is a long forgotten sensation. One who is scoatted is unlikely to arise from their shameful slumber regardless of stimuli, be they photography flashes, a wet marker pen to the flesh, or even an early morning visit from the paramedics.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.

See also campbell coma.

I plan on getting well and truly scoatted tonight.

He was near enough scoatted after that last vodka and coke.

by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 2, 2005

soatt

noun: significant other at the time.

1. Before I got cable television installed at my old apartment, my soatt and I would pass the time by watching DVDs.

by Phil's The Gap November 28, 2010

Spatchcocked

When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her

Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked

by Jonnyfiller411 March 17, 2022

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

scoatch

less than a smigden, a very miniscule amount, used to describe small amount of said goods or services. can be used loosley yet must be used with force, a strong word with deep roots back to H.dot and it's representatives abroad

"turn it down a scoatch"

"move a scoatch over"

"my gooch itches a scoatch)

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

spatchka

Noun from Nadsat. Means "sleep".

We should head home and get some spatchka, I'm tired.

by GuyMontag September 23, 2004