Splutch

Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".

1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"

by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011

slurch

verb. To use one's mouth to imbibe fecal matter directly from the anus of another person, specifically as a sex act.

"Slurching is the discharging in the anus and suck it from the anus of the individual." - Jamaican pastor. "Oh, you mean from the mouth?" - Ian Harvey "Yes." - Jamaican pastor. Season 1 Episode 3 of Gaycation with Ellen Page on Viceland.

by paxxa July 23, 2016

splunch

Splunch is just a little man who is very sad and wet.

Splunch is so cool.

by dumbblockhead January 31, 2022

SLURCH

A slut in Church

You could see her panties when she knelt for communion, what a slurch.

by MoxieMoto December 17, 2017

slurch

to smoke, usually marijuana.

lets go slurch

by omegaxzero May 4, 2009

Slurch

To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.

It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.

by Kellyriffic June 9, 2008

Slurch

A combination of scooping and scraping shit that has become stuck to the inside of the asscheeks.

Little Jerry slurched the shit out of his ass-crack.

by Braze13 April 24, 2010