A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.
"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."
by greensand777 September 27, 2015
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Person: So did you hear that Steff is really amazingly talented.
Other Person: Who's Steff?
Person: The sploser...
Other person: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Other Person: Who's Steff?
Person: The sploser...
Other person: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Get the spooser mug.Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.
Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
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Get the sploofer mug.Typically a person who has an unhealthy obsession with spongebob. This portmanteau combines spongebob and loser to let people know this person is not only a loser, but one who indulges in spongebob
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