by Cardozoed February 14, 2005
Get the spite fuck mug.The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009
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A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.
M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.
by leighstarfish October 15, 2011
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Get the Gold Split mug.Spite is a form of very deep and intense hatred towards someone who you feel has wronged you. When feeling true spite towards somebody, one does not waste any chance to cause harm to their source of anger, even if it means neglecting their own well-being.
Can you honestly say anything good ever comes from spite?
Spiting someone isn't going to solve your problems, it'll to make them worse.
Spiting someone isn't going to solve your problems, it'll to make them worse.
by Spiteful old man March 11, 2016
Get the spite mug.When you're planning a trip with friends, narrow down your itinerary and agree upon it, and then upon arrival at your destination one friend announces they have scheduled an additional leg. This was done covertly and is to the destination you had previously and jointly decided against.
Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.
Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.
"Hey John, you're not going to believe this... Jeff scheduled a splinter trip to Mendoza, when we agreed to keep the trip just to Buenos Aires!"
by wssshht March 23, 2012
Get the splinter trip mug.These fucked up deformed psychos that are the result of excessive genetic modification.Usually seen wearing 50's masquerade masks.Appear in the game Bioshock.Classified by their method of attack:
Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.
Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.
Nitro-use various thrown explosives.
Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.
Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.
Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.
Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.
Nitro-use various thrown explosives.
Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.
Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.
Splicers are vulnerable to anti-personel rounds.
by Razastyle October 16, 2008
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