spermicidal

One who is suicidal because of a lack of sperm.

She was spermicidal yesterday after spending the night alone.

He was spermicidal because he couldn't ejaculate.

by trannytranny February 14, 2009

spermacide

Male masturbation, jerk off, jack off, whack off, rub one out, slapping the salami, beat the meat, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, choking the chicken, jerkin yer gerkin, beating off, cranking for cum, jerk the johnson, shine your pole, stroke the stallion, wanking, waxing the carrot, crowning the bishop, playing the pipe, pumping the handle.

I think I am going to go home and do some spermacide.

by VikingInAtl February 4, 2007

spermicidal maniac

one who masturbates constantly. every hour on the hour, or something to that degree of frequency.

dude, ted is a spermicidal maniac. i swear he dissapears at least 6 times a day to "clean his room"

by Mike Q. October 12, 2004

spermicals

spermicals means 'sperm cells'

"ooooh gooey spermicals"

by /mainframe July 30, 2004

Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt

Saved for the highest of Cunts!
A Slimy cunt (slimy as a rubber/Condom)

My boss fired me today he is a Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt or SLC.
This bolt is rather tight it needs some lubricunt!

by Miketrg December 7, 2005

spermcicles

spermicals of the frozen variety.

"ugh its a hot day today, a spermcicle might cool me down ;) "

by /mainframe July 30, 2004

spermicidal

An deliberate activity or action by a male that results in his failing to have sex.

"Dude, are you going to the Sorority Lingerie Party ?"
"No bro, I need to study."
"That's spermicidal, man !"
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"I told Sheryl that I am still in love with my ex, and she dumped me..."
"Wow, that was spermicidal !"

by BigFanOfUD November 2, 2011