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Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.
Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!
by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009
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spelunking

If you ask people who actually go caving, spelunking is the derogatory term for stupid or unprepared cave trips. Origin: "spelunk" is the sound a clumsy caver makes when he slips and falls in a cave and lands in water.
If you don't take a helmet, more than one source of light, and a few friends into the cave with you, then you're not caving. You're spelunking.
by Sundog December 15, 2008
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Spledunking

Repelling off the side of a large water vessel, i.e. pirate ships, fancy yachts or aircraft carriers, and "dunking" into the water below.
Johnny Depp is spledunking nicely off of the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by A Nation of One October 6, 2011
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spelunking

1. (v) To explore virgin caverns, and or orafices. Best practiced with a helmet and possibly a light. (Unless it's scary looking, then forgo the light, but be sure to use the helmet!)
Timmy, my next-door neighbor and play-time doctor is multi talented--an accoplished physician and an experienced spelunker.
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
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Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.
Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.
by pilotguy October 4, 2011
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Facebook Spelunking

The act of commenting on or liking posts, comments or photos from two or more years ago.
Why is this photo from 2009 in my feed? Oh, he must have been Facebook spelunking.
by jubjubmacrub May 22, 2013
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spewlunking

after you blow your load in her, you go cave diving!
Man, i couldn't believe the orgasm i had in her, then I went spewlunking and she got off too!
by garper October 4, 2007
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