Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.

Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.

by Traffic Police March 25, 2010

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Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.

When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.

by Goofnut September 4, 2022

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Minecraft Speedrun

An expression of homosexual behaviour

Guy 1 : Wow did that guy just do a Minecraft Speedrun ??
Guy 2 : Bruh that dude gay asf

by QuickDuck555 August 14, 2020

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speedbumped

Run over by a car in a way that whatever is run over goes underneath the car and is run over by the tires, causing the car to bump up and down. Just like driving over a speed bump.

A UPS truck speedbumped by neighbors' cat last week.

by Narcosis13 February 27, 2015

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Green Speedrunner

1. Some Guy that Speedruns Minecraft with too many Stans

2. A person that speedruns the game Green

1. Person 1: Yo did you see the new 10000000000000 IQ play that Dream did, ya know, the Green Speedrunner? Person 2: "dream stan"

2. Person 1: LMFAO what's Green? "it' s a game i speedrun, I'm a Green Speedrunner."

by MaybeNotSourdart February 25, 2021

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