Speedy Wunderground Neek

Someone who believes the infamous London-based record label "Speedy Wunderground" is the best ever (no that is not a Greep reference, what on earth is a Greep?)

Often located down south in Brixton, probably at The Windmill (a notable place of worship these said neeks go on a pilgrimage to) or up north in YES in Manchester, for some reason SWNs have taken over this place.

Speedy Wunderground Neek: "OMG Have you heard Cavalcade by Black Midi? Best album of 2021!"
Normal Person: "You are a Speedy Wunderground Neek. Please leave me alone."

by NotASWN May 19, 2021

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

speedy pete

A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children

Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children

by Peter N Jacqueline Matheson June 2, 2021

Speedline

Speedline is when you make two lines of coke (or whatever drug you're snorting) and snort them both one after another, some people switch nostrils for each line.

I'm down to speedline this last point 2.

by 4.2.0. February 13, 2010

speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.

Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel

by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009

speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

by weezlhed January 18, 2010

Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.

Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!

by The Zombie Man Cam October 9, 2011