Inconspicuous Specimen

A complete, jerk, Hater of Fluffy and ProB

The Inconspicuous Specimen's dick is longer than the length of a golf club

by GrabMyFatDick December 1, 2020

Specufestor

An Australian term meaning a shady character who buys up all the dogboxes (rental property) in his suburb, then rents then out for a packet to loser renters, then sits back on a beach in Thailand living off his profits. He might boast about his achievements on property forums like the Zetaboards Australian Property Forum and then he'll get called a troll by all the other bitter loser renters there.

Damn! Frank is such a fucking specufestor. That parasite is out in Thailand drinking and shagging all day while all my hard earned wages pay the rent that pays for his lifestyle! Wish I'd bought a house before the boom like Shady advised me to do, then I wouldn't be stuck living in this shithole with Sean and Wulfie paying rent to Frank.

by Zoran CC November 14, 2010

specimal

adjective\ it's a word meaning ur such a damn handy tard u cant even be clasified as "special"

hello duhhhh *insert drool dribbling down face* ,.....i'm specimal

by clayball February 22, 2005

Perfect Specimen

When looking at someone you realize that no one compares. Flaws and all, you just see perfection. Personality, talents, moral compass, intelligence and outer beauty. You wouldn’t change a thing about them.

Cassandra is by far the perfect specimen in my eyes.

by T.P.M January 9, 2019

speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

specufestor

Your mum buys a house, rents it out to Sean, waits until the market triples, sells it, then buys another one, rents it out to Sean etc.

Your mum is a specufestor, innit?

by Specufestorlol December 16, 2008

Hot specimen

A really hot guy.

I just saw a hot specimen at the store.

by Puppy_lover❤ April 19, 2017