second worst form

According to Churchill Western style democracy is the second worst form of government. The first is everything else.

Western democracy is the second worst form of government!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Secondary Load

When you masturbate and don't quite get your load out. The semen gets stuck between the prostate and the end of the penis, which is somewhere in the urethra. Directly following masturbating you take a piss in the bathroom and urine and semen comes out.

Kid 1: Man this weekend I banged this girl so hard
Kid 2: Really ?
Kid 1: Yea man, but my load got stuck and i had to pee on her face to get my load on her. Secondary Load man YEA!
Kid 2: Sure you did, have you ever even talked to a girl?
Kid 1: Alright, I did it to the hot pornstar on my computer screen
Kid 2: HA, you broke your computer from your secondary load

by Immortal Steeze October 7, 2010

seven second challenge

A challenge invented by amazingphil where you have to do a task in under seven seconds with a partner, usually a youtube challenge

for the seven second challenge, you must find a object that relates to kanye west

by piano meme April 26, 2015

Second Lead Syndrome

Wanting so desperately for the lead actress of a drama to end up with the better guy, but you always know that she is going to end up with the lead bad guy in the end. Usually goes with the feelings of either wanting to curl up and cry over your ramen, knock someone's teeth in or both.

Me: In the drama "You're Beautiful" park shin-hye should end up with jung yong-hwa instead of jang keun-suk. Friend: Oh you definitely have second lead syndrome

by JJproject1004 November 22, 2014

Second Hand Embarrassment

When you feel so embarrassed for someone else's actions that you feel the embarrassment for yourself as well.

Stefanie is singing loudly in Portuguese! I feel second hand embarrassment... I can't be in the same room right now.

by arisames December 6, 2009

Secondofly

Used instead of the word secondly when begining the second point of an argument as seen on the TV show Arrested Development. It's especially useful when more syllables are required for correct timing in a joke.

Tobias: And secondofly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot--your wife is dead... I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do appologize profusely. I'm... uh....

by TheAtomicOption October 3, 2007

Moe Szyslak special

The Moe Szyslak special is when you are eating with someone you do not like and then from out of nowhere you give them the old fork in the eye.

The Moe Szyslak special: "Just invite him over for dinner. Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then when he’s least expecting, BANG, the old fork in the eye" - Moe Szyslak

by Da Shredder April 23, 2007