spazood

a nerd ghetto term meaning when someone uncontrollably freaks out

Jason: God man your such a spazood, let your dog hump the photo album if he wants to.

by MMKS April 7, 2008

spazmong

Someone who displays emphasized slow movement or failure to respond to others despite having nothing wrong with them.

"What's wrong with you today?! You're acting like such a spazmong!"

by Geoffreyyy June 16, 2008

spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

Spasmodic

Sudden and violent but brief, fitful, intermittent

"Excuse me, Sir, but can you tell me why my hand is being spasmodic right now? It won't stop twitching."

The stick-shift car with the first-time driver inside appeared to be spasmodic to bystanders.

by minibeanz23 December 11, 2011

Spazmoid

A retard who has distinguishable features for e.g Buck teeth, bowl cut, Harry Potter glasses or generally Autistic.

Ethan is the bigger spazmoid of all time. Look at the retard.

by Autistic_meme.Dweller69 September 21, 2017

spazmobile

A derogatory name for the automobile driven by a youth who is too wild behind the wheel, over-steering, over-accelerating and over-braking aggressively. The car's destination is most likely dorky locations such as electronic gaming stores, corporate fast food eateries and shopping malls. Yelling, twitchy, awkwardly moving high-on-life teens are predictably the passengers. The driver is often a teenager still living at home and driving a parent's car. In January 2007, the U.S. news media began reporting of incidents of increasing auto accidents involving spazmobiles, where teens were injured due to too many distractions in the vehicle.

"I've avoided quite a few collisions with a spazmobile. I can tell kids are on summer vacation."

by Nick Estes February 16, 2007

spazmoid

Basically a super spaz, usually goes around in "special" groups and gets lots of attention just because they cant stop moving their limbs.

Peter is such a spazmoid.

by Danny B July 24, 2004