High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

SpattyWank

When you bone a fat chick

Guy1: Hey i spattywanked that new chick last night
Guy2: Nice!!!

by allen gnudi November 21, 2006

Spatter

To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass

Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl

by bird_man11 June 27, 2005

nii satotusti

a term used by retarded finnish monkey gorilla boi.

nii satotusti oireistus pävä

by okurwa mac November 9, 2018

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Salty-Spatoon

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"

Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!

by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008