Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Smashticated

When you are so drunk that you are beyond normal explanations such as smashed or wasted.

The boys were absolutely smashticated after a day at the races yesterday!

by lilpixi March 3, 2009

Spastication

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020

spasticulate

To gesture without intent to communicate

"He spasticulated all over the place, dribbling an' all...."

by dilator September 9, 2009

spastica

james the bum-fucking gay porn watcher.

james is a spastica who loves men.

by caithriona April 11, 2005

Spasticaps

Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".

LiEk oMg, Hi gUyS ^^

by A.J May 10, 2005

spasticated

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

by travelmate37 June 25, 2010