sparse

Denotes something that really, really sucks.

Phil: I got a D on my physics exam last week.

Tom: Sparse.

by jay dee b January 27, 2005

sparse

effectionate term for cannabis, short for parsley

'half my sparse is blazed'
'try dusting some of that sparse on your pizza'

by Jukka January 29, 2004

sparsely packed

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

by laslo September 24, 2009

Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

by Will Wheatley November 10, 2016

Spar

Spar is like clart from the GLC, listen to them all theyre the bomb from Newport. The goldie lookin chain. Checkout all their old albums spar

Clart: Orit spar fancy a fat spliff wot i made
Spar: nah clart i got one of my own

by Step lupid April 06, 2021

Sparring

Being really mad, specifically directed towards other people.

John got cut off in traffic yesterday. He was absolutely sparring.

by VagabondFeline December 23, 2024

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022