sparse

Denotes something that really, really sucks.

Phil: I got a D on my physics exam last week.

Tom: Sparse.

by jay dee b January 27, 2005

sparse

effectionate term for cannabis, short for parsley

'half my sparse is blazed'
'try dusting some of that sparse on your pizza'

by Jukka January 29, 2004

sparsely packed

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

by laslo September 24, 2009

Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Sparse

The opposite of ate. When somebody thinks what they are doing is cool, but it's not.

Terry: Man I just ate!

Greg: Nah man, sparse!

by RootDude68 March 4, 2024

sparring dummy

a person who does not fight back when necessary, the victim in an abusive relationship with their lover whom does not fight back

If you know your self-worth and value your life, you wouldn't be that man's sparring dummy.

by ShaSha13 May 4, 2017

Sparsely-arsely

The arse man's 'strictly-dickly.'

I'm sparsely-arsely - tits aren't my thing.

by Captain Croke August 22, 2018