sparse

Denotes something that really, really sucks.

Phil: I got a D on my physics exam last week.

Tom: Sparse.

by jay dee b January 27, 2005

sparse

effectionate term for cannabis, short for parsley

'half my sparse is blazed'
'try dusting some of that sparse on your pizza'

by Jukka January 29, 2004

sparsely packed

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

by laslo September 24, 2009

Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Red Spar

A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.

Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.

by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015

Sparsely-arsely

The arse man's 'strictly-dickly.'

I'm sparsely-arsely - tits aren't my thing.

by Captain Croke August 22, 2018

sparring dummy

a person who does not fight back when necessary, the victim in an abusive relationship with their lover whom does not fight back

If you know your self-worth and value your life, you wouldn't be that man's sparring dummy.

by ShaSha13 May 4, 2017