Paranoid lesbian theory

For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.

“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”

by Jlo13 March 18, 2018

paranoid space

A place where paranoid and oversensitive people go to feel safe from imaginary problems.

The newest paranoid space is opened to the public.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg March 31, 2019

paranoid

A word created by the man that means, when you become it, that you are on to him.

A1: "I feel paranoid"

A2: "Yes. Yes you do."

by 111111111111111111111111111 April 15, 2010

paranoid

An illogical fear or suspicion of people, companies or organizations being consciously against you, and the belief that they are constantly trying to "get" you.

"See those people talking over there? There's no other way than that they're spreading rumors about me."

"Oh stop being paranoid, they're just talking."

by Fluid March 7, 2004

Paranoid Social Club

An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.

Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."

One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done

I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you

by Zeke July 1, 2005

paranoid

When you feel like you have millions of stalkers, when you think the whole world is talking about you , and you think everyone hates you. Often causes girls to take hours on hair and make up just to end up washing it all off and doing something way more simple just because she thinks people will think negative about her. People who are paranoid often look over theyre shoulders expecting to find someone or something behind them, waiting to attack, when nothing is there.

I was so paranoid last night i thought gnomes came in and stole my toilet paper. so i hid underneathe a blanket on my couch with a candle and a bag of cheetohs, in the fetal posistion.

by ohh dang, lets bang! April 13, 2008

paranoid

Descriptive Noun. Fourth part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.

Petra the Paranoid is worried that her boyfriend, Peter the Priapic, is going to cheat on her. Oh, she's just crazy and irrational. The only other people who believe her nutty fear are the Nancy Nurse and Debbie Doctor, who have just finished the report which confirms that Petra has an STD.

by seeker6079 October 27, 2005