Spaniard Lanyard

When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)

"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"

"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."

"Last time I do that..."

by SpanishBull January 24, 2017

SPENARDED

to get told one thing and delivered another

you just got spenarded

by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

Spaniard Pussy Pop

1) When you can hear that pussy pop from spain to north america.

2) The seventh largest extinction event of earth.

Damn the shockwave from that spaniard pussy pop might cause another spaniard pussy pop.

by humidrobot September 21, 2019

Spaniards

Spanish people who invaded the American part, (today called the United States) in the A.D. 1565.

Ugha Ugh! Run to the hills!!1!1 The spaniards are comming!

by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004

Spaniard Ass Pounding

When you stick your balls and penis inside of an asshole, at the same time then piss.

John: Hey Austin can i have a spaniard ass pounding??
Austin: Of course! get ready to get wet!

by Getreadytogetwet69 June 15, 2010

spicey spaniard

The art of taking your own testacles stretching them behind yourself and placing them next to your ass hole with your legs gently squeezed together and swiftly and silenty placing them on your sleeping friends face.

"Don't fall asleep tonight bro or you'll catch a spicey spaniard straight to the lips."

by Big Teats October 24, 2008

Spaniard

To be an overlooked racist. Many spaniards are hard core haters, unfortunately. How many World Cups has all that pure blood got you, eh muchacho?

The spaniard goalkeeper Canizares just gave up another one. GOOOOAAAL NIGERIA!

by deep inside jessica simpson September 4, 2006