Psycho Spam

An email, sent by a crazy ex, with the appearance of a spam or fishing email. Psycho Spam shows up in your inbox occasionally, every couple weeks or months, with multiple phony or vacated addresses in the "sent to" address line. These emails are sent in hopes of receiving a response by you in order for the sender to open up some sad, pathetic line of communication. Whether it's to harass, trying to stir up shit, trying to be friends again, or board with the person they are with so they are fishing for a future hook up. Any negative reply might result in a "restricted" call to your cell phone.

Pete; "Anymore from that nutty bitch who was crank calling your elderly mom?"
Jay; "No, but I get psycho spam from the nut job once every couple of months."
Pete; "She lied to you, screwed you over, talked shit about you to everyone who would listen and still emails you?
Jay; "It's okay. I've forwarded her psycho spam with replies to her boyfriend. That'll keep her busy."

by LaterM1970 October 23, 2012

spam musubi

A very popular snack and luncheon food in Hawaii;rice with a slice of Spam (cooked or uncooked) on top, and typically nori (dried seaweed) surrounding it to keep it in shape

Jeff F.: Eh brah like eat spam musubi later?

Danzel: shoots bah we go grind

by Neilboi May 30, 2008

Gaypanic Spam

When you mentally repeat or physically text something a million times while in the midst of gay panic.

"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! DID HE JUST K I S S ME!?" The young man mentally gaypanic spams after being kissed by his crush.

by opalescentcow May 10, 2021

SPAM

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That is what spam is. Would be better without it.

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006

spamach

Large figure typically with Googily eyes often seen at panera bread Plainview new york. Hates everything and loves to masturbate.

Spamach went to the supermarket.

by Her Mathias The second December 19, 2013

Poundin' Spam

Derived from the saying "Why eat Spam, when you have Steak at Home". Spam being the lowest form of meat, while steak represents a worthwhile meal. Refers to a man that cheats on his hot wife or girlfriend with an undesirable, disfigured, or otherwise deformed ugly.

"She should leave him. She's always slaving at home while he's out Poundin' Spam".

"She's so hot, I don't know why he's always Poundin' Spam."

"Girl are you Trippin' Vag? You shouldn't be Poundin' Spam in the house, Tim is on his way home."

"Tim, did you really pound that spam for packs of free gum?"

by Josh Lines, Wayne Blythe, Isaac Reed March 15, 2008

facebook spam

All those super-annoying requests you get from friends. Some are fun, but most are lame and time-consuming.

Various Facebook Spam: Hey friend! How'd you like to be neighbors? Come join me in Cafe World, where you can create your own cafe, hire your friends to work, craft recipes and more!

by natasha?the.apple! February 14, 2010