shlackered

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!

Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.

by connorspothouse February 18, 2020

Spacker

An idiot, loser, retard, or moron. Most often associated with younger siblings, dog owners, and 99.9% of all bloggers.

Damnit, why'd you drop that? You're such a fucking spacker!

by Lessien October 8, 2004

Spacker Car

Originally was a small blue fibreglass 3 wheeled trike given to disabled people on the motability scheme in the 70`s & 80`s. Nowadays a low rent piss poor people carrier such as base spec Zafira`s, Vauxhall Agila`s & the dreaded Kia Sedona in dull colours qualify as being modern Spacker Cars. You feel like a spaz when travelling in one! All you need to do is spend a grand more to get a REAL car with some credability. Every council estate has the lions share of these shitty shamefull cars.

"flippin eck, have you seen Scummy Gary`s new motor? a Kia Sedona - what a spacker car eh?"

by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007

smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

by DanEdd June 20, 2006

spacker

a nice way of saying "you fucking retard!!"

(can be shortened to spack)

simon walks into a glass door that he thought was open, peter says "my god, you spack/spacker!"

by daisy may March 25, 2005

snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

spacker baiting

The act of luring a retard to one's lair to show them a good time.

After giving up on the Kosovan's, John deciced he'd try a spot of spacker baiting.

by egnaro May 17, 2005