An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.
see pterodactyl or porch monkey
see pterodactyl or porch monkey
Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!
I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
by Rob Bob May 22, 2008
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Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!
Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!
by SMMExtention1 January 1, 2010
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A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.
A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.
by Kthanxbai January 11, 2015
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Get the Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys mug.A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.
Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
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Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.
Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.
by Pistol 0G March 9, 2020
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