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Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude
by G str1ng January 6, 2009
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Shredding Rug

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
by Forgione April 21, 2008
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shredded as fuck

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner
JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "
by defining life bro March 6, 2015
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Shredded Pork

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.
Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016
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Super Shredder Status

When one Person(s) Phsyical Abilty is Greatly Superior to everyone elses... making everyone else look like a weakling.
"Damn!, did you see john knock thoes two guys out!?"
"yeah!, he was on Super Shredder Status!"
by WakaFlockaSauce June 23, 2011
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super shredder

Someone that is able to do all three: skate, surf, and snowboard.
Jim: Chad's good at everything! Is he known as just a skater?
Tim: No, bro, he's a super shredder.
by skater500 January 10, 2020
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shredded

means well defined muscles especially in the arms and abs
man he must lift and run all day cuz hes shredded.
by DK September 23, 2004
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