softball guy

A person who plays softball in leagues is over the age of 30.

This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.

They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.

You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.

You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.

You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.

Savio is the ultimate softball guy. He has been sending me his stats on softball for the last 8 years.

by Kevin Redmile August 24, 2006

Softball

1.) A sport that is definitely NOT soft
2.) Harder and better than baseball
3.) If you're not playing it you're a loser
4.) The best sport in the world and should be brought back into the Olympics
5.) Seriously, why are you searching this up? Just break out your gear and play ball!

Damn, that softball player over there really kicks ass!

by guavaava June 23, 2018

Middle School Softball Game

Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.

"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."

by thesingleshot April 24, 2010

softball

the sport where you work your ass off to be the best there is!

ali-dang that 7 hour practice was tough!
brittany-yea but look how we did in the last tournament!
ali-1st place!! whooo!

by kati May 13, 2005

Scootball

Volleyball and soccer in one game. Played in a small room with two open doors on each side of the room that are across from each other. Then you try to score by kicking or hiting the ball in the two open doors, but when the balll hits the ground you have stop, pick up the ball, and start passing again. The person that hit the ball last before it hit the ground doesn´t get the ball, the other person gets to start with the ball.

Me and my friend played scootball today. It was so much fun, you should try to play scootball.

by jocelyn_radcliffe June 17, 2019

Softball

A sport soccer players are jealous of

Hey girls good luck on your softball game today!

by Gsggdgdgdgegge December 23, 2019

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013