semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

semenated

when something has traces of semen in it

Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets

by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

Sameness

The definition of sameness is the same as when u say same but with ness added to the end to be extra...

Friend 1: I enjoy shopping
Friend 2: Sameness

by Holly Ems May 16, 2019

semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.

Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005

semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....

Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.

by fuckthathotass69 January 25, 2017

Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm

A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".

"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."

by IBTAL September 21, 2019

Semenator

One who emits ridiculously large amounts of semen after sufficient stimulation to his manhood. Does not mean he has a large didgeridoo or is immune to the feared premature ejaculation. Not too much is known about semenators...

Don't you love it when a huge load bursts all over onto your face? Good god I love semenators!

by LeFreddy September 2, 2010