SBitis

The incapability to not frequently talk about the roblox game Scottish Borders, its staff members and owner LM2606 in a negative way

Person 1: LM2606 BAN ME FOR NO REASON, ME HATE SCOTTISH BORDERS!
Person 2: Ch_risWyd calm down, I think you have SBitis

by thedefinitionspro March 5, 2022

Mormon/LDS stitistics

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

by rinnua July 5, 2011

Softish

A penis that is not able to get hard, and is often small.

Girl 1:he was so softish
Gril 2: yeah you should find a new fuck buddy then

by Mrspineapple April 12, 2020

Still Softish

Lil Huddy diss track written and sung by Josh Richards and Bryce Hall

"Lil Huddy kissed Nessa, do you know what is this drama all about?"
"Josh and Bryce weren't lying singing Still Softish..."

by http.legna August 13, 2020

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

Soltisz

A man with an incredible, almost god-like ability to consume massive quanities of busch lite. He is often identified by his enormous penis, big teeth, and bro-like characteristics.

Dude, we were about to have a raging party but then Soltisz showed up and whipped his nuts out and drank all our busch lite.

by Bro-Master 2000 August 21, 2008

switist

highest level of swite
most awesome
most grandiose

That pizza is the switist pizza i have ever had.
Geo's and JBZ's jokes about Tony are the Switist.
The Switist people use the word swite.

by JBZ December 10, 2004