male actor/model. He has amazing blue eyes and gorgeous dark brown hair. He's best known for playing the roles Damon in The Vampire Dairies and Boone in Lost. He is undeniably the hottest/kindest man alive. He is also the founder of the Ian Somerhalder Foundation and loves animals.
Ian Somerhalder is the hottest man alive.
by laurenn__ September 5, 2016
Get the Ian Somerhalder mug.Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
by KNor August 2, 2010
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Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.
by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018
Get the San Antonio Somersault mug.Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
by Ben faulding May 11, 2006
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Get the Shmerved mug.Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.
Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch
6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne
750 ml of Everclear
Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch
6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne
750 ml of Everclear
by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015
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