Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

softie

1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily

1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.

by jumpboy23 November 21, 2015

softied

to be softied to be insulted beyond reply

paul is not happy after being softied by his wive paula deanos mum.

barbara was delghted as she softies paul

by cLEWLOW August 28, 2006

Softie

Daniel Howell. Literally just Daniel Howell

Oh look! It’s Dan Howell aka the best softie ever

by Djh.softie May 23, 2019

Softish

Somewhat soft

He had a softish voice

by Schweiz🇨🇭 June 23, 2020

Softish

A penis that is not able to get hard, and is often small.

Girl 1:he was so softish
Gril 2: yeah you should find a new fuck buddy then

by Mrspineapple April 12, 2020

softies

noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.

What a day, I'm tired. I'm getting my softies on.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010