Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

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soaring gonzalez

the soaring gonzalez is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you reach underneath and grab her by the breasts and pick her up. she then wraps her legs around you and puts her arms out like she is flying while you walk around the house nailing her. btw, she needs to be a smaller woman!

steve did the soaring gonzalez on this chick. i walked in and she was moaning with her arms flailing while he carried her around thrusting!

by roger willis gonzalez June 8, 2011

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Soaking

Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.

Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.

by Jackie O face July 14, 2011

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Clam-scaping

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.

Man did you see Becky's clam-scaping job, she did lightning bolts!

by BrownSquared February 4, 2010

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Man Scaping

For a guy to trim his pubic hair or to style it fashionably.

Bob spent several hours in the bathroom Man Scaping so that he was ready for his big date.

'Hey dude we still hitting the clubs on Saturday night?'
'Yeah but i gotta man scape abit first, it's like a jungle down there!'

by OaksUleh July 29, 2009

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