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Japanese Snowstorm

when a girl sits down in front of a giant fan, and a group of men blow loads into the fan. Covering the girl in a sweet sticky substance.
It was a hot day in the office, so we gave the secretary a Japanese Snowstorm.
by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009
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Belgian snowstorm

The act of a male ejaculating into an anus (male or female) and then the reciever farts into the males face spraying semen and thus creating a snowstorm effect.
"The other night I was fucking this bitch in the ass and she turned around and gave me a belgian snowstorm."

"A what?"

"A Belgian snowstorm, she farted my load into my face."
by jrod8966 October 15, 2009
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Nicaraguan Snowstorm

1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejaculate through the front of the fan and into the face of the receiving partner, covering their face and possibly blinding them momentarily.

A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.
The Nicaraguan Snowstorm is my favorite sexual act next to the Panamanian Petting Zoo and Kentucky Klondike Bar.
by Patrick and Trevor January 8, 2008
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Snowstradamus

an individual who comments on the fact that inclement weather is expected, in such a way as to imply that he or she is the first or only person who pays attention to weather forecasts
75 of your friends on facebook write "SNOW'S COMING!" your response to all of them: "thanks, snowstradamus, for telling me what 74 other people and the morning news already told me."
by kira ai January 14, 2011
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Brown Snowstorm

The act of shitting on another person usually for sexual pleasure, much like a golden shower.

It is intensified if the person giving has a bad case of violent diarrhoea.
I had a spicy chicken curry last night, down for a brown snowstorm?
by ChitBaker90 October 7, 2016
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Rochester Snowstorm

When a sign language interpreter, usually from RIT, gives a bomb ass handjob, presumably bomb ass due to their mastery of hand movement
Yo, I just got a Rochester Snowstorm from the CS2 interpreter.
by WordMaker3000 January 15, 2019
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Swedish Snowstorm

1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.

2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.

3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"

2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."

3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
by [davidtomaloff] February 4, 2010
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