Snoblivious

adjective: used to describe the total lack of awareness an affluent person (usually in the upper echelon of the social order and more often than not, a celebrity) has of the reality and the 'norms' of society's working class.

British abattoir worker 1: 'You know Paris Hilton was quoted the other day as saying' (actual quote btw) "I have worked very hard to get to where I am?'

British abattoir worker 2: 'I also heard she said' (another actual quote here) "All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there." 'What do you think Augustus?'

British abattoir worker 3 (Augustus Bertrand Blake-Bainbridge) covered in bovine blood and guts: (mutters under his breath) 'Fucking snoblivious bitch....'

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

beer snoob

Somebody who's pretentious enough to think that drinking Hoegaarden, Stella Artois, or Guinness, means they appreciate the fine craft of brewing. Often includes Americans who exclusively drink OTHER countries' mass-produced beers while neglecting to notice their own world-class microbreweries.

Beer Snoob: "Oh god... Nick only brought Coors for the party. Now I'm going to have to go out and pick up a six of Stella Light."

by yajme August 26, 2009

snoo snoo

A word coined by the television show Futurama, by the Amazon women. It means the act of copulation.

In Futurama, the Amazon women's corporal punishment was "death by Snoo Snoo."

by Calvin Hobbes September 19, 2006

snollygoster

One, especially a politician who is guided by personal advantage rather than by consistent, respectable principles.

The senator was a snollygoster of the highest order for the acceptance of unethical campaign contributions.

by Butte Buster August 11, 2009

ol' skool

Grey-haired man, whom may or may not be federated, and is knowing of much too much. He holds wisdom in ways that manipulates others to call him only by "ol' skool". For the people unlike him know no other name to this enigma of a man, and they wouldn't dare ask, because prying could be the end of their very lives. This man is powerful, undoubtingly so.

Ol' Skool was what they called the man, whom shant be named any other.

by fishyfeds February 7, 2012

publik skools

The institushun that makes America grate.

I dont knead no vouchurs. I lerned how to spel in publik skools.

by Alan Greenspan May 7, 2003

Scool

So cool.

(if you say scool really fast, it sounds like so cool. Yeah. It's fucking awesome.)

That's scool!

by bobmarcley April 17, 2009