seaman snooter

One who loves sperm so much they will do a line of seaman off thier lovers belly like it were a line of cocain, using a straw or a rolled up fifty dollar bill.

My woman is such a seaman snooter she ruined two perfectly good fifties!

by jimmie j October 24, 2008

snooter

A hybrid word used as a substitute for "vagina." The result of combining: Snatch and Cooter.

Martha slapped me in the face, so I kicked her in the snooter.

by Michael Reschke August 8, 2007

Snooters n' Shooters

Snooters n' Shooters is a combination of doing shots of strong liquor and doing lines of either cocaine or caffeine (see coffee snooters). Gets you fucked up like no other.

We were doing snooters n' shooters at Jeffy's house last night. When we were too fucked up to take anymore, we played Madden.

by Wojo211 September 11, 2005

Snooters

A Staple of East Coast Degeneracy and Bromance.

The process of inhaling the excess foam (or head) from a bottle of beer via the nasal cavity.

Snooters: It will make your tears taste like glory and your breathe smell like vomit.

by lennonist1990 March 10, 2010

swoofter

"Swoofter" - originally a contraction of "pull a swift booster pal", now used in many other contexts.

To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".

"Fuckin' pull a swoofter"
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"

etc.

by Shaggatron June 17, 2009

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

Snooter

The act of snorting a foreign substance thru the nose, that is not cocaine or other illegal drugs (ie. wasabi, mustard, etc)

Steve-O did a Snooter of Wasabi

by slightlyillegal August 13, 2008