Sneezy

The most blessed of all the Dwarfs.

Sneezy used to be jockeying for first place with the also-nose-blast-prone "Miss A" of the kindergarten-educational "Letter People" for the number of times per day that someone is verbally blessed by present company, but then when Snow White joined the Dwarfs in their hut, Sneezy began to have "Bless you" said **seven** times each time he sneezed, rather than just by each of his brothers, and so he was able to beat Miss A for first place in the Guinness Book Of World's Records, since (1) Miss A usually "lets loose" only about as often as Sneezy, and (2) most days she is in the company of only a random few of the 25 other Letter-People at one time, whereas the Seven Dwarfs always do everything together and Snow White always hung out with them in their hut, and so she would always be within earshot, also, to pleasantly bless Sneezy whenever he discharged his nasal-cannon.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

sneezy mofo

A person with extreme allergies/illness which result in sneezing fits.

"There was a bunch of sneezy mofo's standing behind me in line at the post office. It was gross."

by Skittles Star January 1, 2012

Sneezy

A verb. Synonym for cool or sick. When you’re sick you sneeze.

Person 1: Wow gwyn you look so sneezy today.

Person 2: Oh my thank you so much :)

by SnowGecko13 December 15, 2021

Sneezy

When you sneeze on something and it has to be wiped off because of the juices on in from the sneeze

Hey man! You got my phone all sneezy

by Shootyourtelevision May 18, 2021

Sneezy

Someone or something that is cool or swaggy.

"Their fit goes hard.." "yeah it's sneezy"

by Sneezygirl03 April 20, 2021