Midnight Sneeze

1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.

She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.

by Phil Conners October 13, 2011

Gossip Sneezer

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

Sneeze Freeze

The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".

Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!

Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!

Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.

by Jack Chau January 27, 2011

Dad Sneeze

A sneeze so loud that it makes you jump out of fear for your life. The more decibels the better.

Oh my God my ears are ringing after that sneeze! Oh, typical dad sneeze.

by dobbari May 23, 2019

sneeze breeze

A sneeze breeze is the gust of air that comes from the mouth/nose of a person who is sneezing nearby. It is especially offensive if it is felt by a person standing nearby the sneezer.

I was sitting in front of Evan in class when all of a sudden I heard him sneeze and, to top it off, felt his sneeze breeze on the back of my neck.

by walkthewire December 4, 2009

Sneezle Snauff

There is no exact definition for this word. You have to be in the right moment and the right time to be able to use this word of unknown. Also a part of an animal known as, Hippatatamous. What is Sneeze Snauff only Sneeze Snauff will know. Chuck Norris doesn't even know this word.

No known examples, a mystery for the unknown, sneezle snauff
Holy sneeze Snauff

by the sneezle snauffolator January 1, 2012