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Snatchalanche

An avalanche of snatch. When there is a ratio of 60/40 females to males in an area or greater.
You see all the chicks here? It's a snatchalanche.
by GumDump November 19, 2010
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snatchbait kids

Similar to anarkiddies. At events such as summit protests, the police sometimes drive around 'snatching' those whom they assume are radicals or anarchists. Snatchbait kids are young radicals obsessed with wearing riot-chic clothing, and are particularly well known for wearing black bandannas when they are unnecessary - thus making them particularly susceptible to being snatched.
"I feel kinda sorry for those snatchbait kids - they're gonna get picked up any minute now for walking down the sidewalk."
by robert_jordan September 27, 2009
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snatchbrain

The female analogue of a dickbrain. In other words, her actions aren't rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid. This can refer either to the entire female or just her genitals.
Becky won't leave that bartender alone, her snatchbrain is looking for a good time!
by Eurasmus B. Black April 19, 2016
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Snatchhawk

A friend or person who steals potential ass!!!
I was telling my buddy Clarke I wanted to bone this chick and that snatchhawk swooped in and boned her first!!
Player manwhore fuckboy Chris
by Mija13 May 24, 2017
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Snatchel

The odd but tantalizing combination of the male appendage called the satchel and the female appendage of the snatch.
That snatchel darn near ended by little brothers life.
by TheKingOfProcessedMeats April 2, 2019
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Snatchosaurus

(n.)
An extinct large reptile that once room the Earth during the Jurassic Period. They are thought to be the pussiest of all dinosaurs and were normally dominated by the Kockasaurus Rex.

It is known to have a long nagging mouth that would never shut up till the K-Rex came along and told the cunt to shut the fuck up and fix him his dinner. The Snatchosaurus is known for having a large gaping vagina that was constantly ripped to shreds by all of the dinosaurs, even the Chodedactyle.

They are also known to gather around the nest and watch the young, usually forming together to talk of nonsense till a nearby Trianaltops overhears and comes to give the whores a ass full of shut your fucking mouth and then put them back to work.

But there is one time of the month when they make even the great K-Rex himself hide away. Known to be the most fiercest of dinosaurs during this short period of time till it wears off only to reoccur till they finally fucking die.
Dinosaur 1: What u do last night?

Dinosaur 2: I ran into a couple of fucking Snatchosauruses and told them to get back to the fucking kitchen and fix me up a nice tub of fried chicken and Koolaid.

Dinosaur 1: Damn Straight.
by Obama Mogdan February 2, 2009
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Snatchasauris

At 92 years old Gladus used a stone dildo to get her snatchasauris off.
by Richard (the goomuck man) January 16, 2009
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