SNAFU

Situation Normal, All F*cked up

by Coops April 11, 2003

SNAFU

Scottish Word used to describe the devil's lair, where all sorts of weird sex, dancing and music takes place...

That devil Mo has some mad shit happening down in his Snafu!

by posterman November 11, 2004

snafu

Situation normal, all fucked up.
A popular bar in Rotherham town centre, usually plays rock music.

You comin' down to SNAFU tonight?

by hXc-kiddo July 8, 2006

SNAFU

SNAFU: To remain unemployed due to a lack of intelligence, motivation and drive. To become a raging, bitter, wife beating alcoholic who gains satisfaction for their pathetic lives by whining and complaining.

Oh man, my dad is a mess! He lost his job and beat the shit out of my mom then he cried to the cops and complained about her cooking the pork and beans too long. He's such a SNAFU!

by Earl Hickey SNAFU General May 16, 2011

SNAFU

Acronym: systems normal, all fucked up.

Sgt. Boultch: Is your platoon doing okay?
Platoon leader: SNAFU.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006

snafu

physiological phenomenon where the penis becomes enlarged and firm.

Jaime: "Ohhh Jake. F*ck me now. Look at my upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, in left and right sides, which contains the mammary gland that secretes milk"

Jake: *speechless he immediately gets a snafu*

by Beccca;) April 4, 2011

Snafu Bomb

An alcoholic drink made by dropping a shot of Jaegermeister into a cup of Four Loko.

I had three snafu bombs last night and found my glasses in some bushes this morning.

by Lt. MNJ November 23, 2010