smuck

When you hit your car and cause damage, but not enough damage to immobilize the vehicle. More than a 'bump' but less than a 'smash'. Typically used as a verb.

"ohhhh, I almost got smucked"

or

"Sorry honey, I smucked the car on the way home"

by Julie C. December 12, 2003

smuck

To win a game with ease and a very high score, almost to the point of embarrassment.

"The score of that game was 80-2. It was a total smuck!"

by Lizzie February 25, 2005

smuck

a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!

Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck

by Lisa December 11, 2004

smuck

to insert your penis into a can of spam while wearing a dress and listening to "you spin me right round" by billy idol.

bobby invited his friends over to smuck with him

by Jason McEnteer December 23, 2007

smuck

(n.) A small plop or pile, usually relating to feces and defecation.

"Mommy! I made poopy smucks!"

by iEatSand July 22, 2007

smuck

to kiss or "smuck" with lips

quimby liked to smuck cocoa on the lips.

by quizna April 19, 2006

Smuck

Someone experiencing porn literature addiction.

My friend is a real smuck, always stuck on that smut. I don't even mention their ao3 tags.

by Wisdomteeth20 August 23, 2022