Smuck

A person who acts foolish

Stop acting like a smuck.

by Soul_at_sea February 14, 2014

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010

poor smuck

a poor smuck is the guy who is basically a loser who is caught in a web of circumstances that seem to be beyond his power to change his life. Actually if he had the determination to stand up and pull himself out of his situation he would probably be a weak normal person. However he feels so beaten down he is afraid to stand up and make his choices.

A guy living with a dominering wife, kids and mother-in-law and stuck in a low paying job with a doctor's degree is a poor smuck.

by Marvey May 31, 2006

Sauch

The word that means anything you want it to mean. It can be used in different tenses such as sauchin', sauched, sauches, sauchness, saucher, etc.

I sauched her last night man.
Did you see his sauch yet?
Don't be such a sauch.
I had such a sauchin' time.
He got sauched last night.
What a pain in the sauch.
What the sauch is her problem?
Look at all those sauches over there.
WHAT THE SAUCH!

by Sauch Master 3000 August 4, 2008

Smush Captain

Someone who leads the way in smushing. Smushes with anyone from landmines to grenades to snookies.

(Ronnie) Smush Captain is on his way.

by Red Van August 6, 2010

smucc

A smucc is word that was originated in the homewood section of Pittsburgh. It’s another word for a bitch ass nigga.

Homies your a whole smucc for letting him do that to you cuh

by PGH2005 March 8, 2021

Smush

To vigorously squash and mush something

"Oh my god did you just smush cake in Grandad's face?!?!"

"Sure did, apparently it's got anti aging properties in it"

by unresp0nsive August 20, 2013