Smoothie

A common household appliance used to "smooth" clothes out with located in East St. Louis; an iron

Me- "Hey man, why's yo face bleeding?"
Man- "My ghetto ass wife through me out da house and hit me with a smoothie."
Me- "A smoothie..."
Man- "Yea, you know, that thing you smooth yo clothes out with."

by JHand2011 October 26, 2010

smoothie

a sleazy, quick talkin guy whos only ambition in life is to lay women.

he's abit of a smoothie

by frenchie April 24, 2003

Smoothie

This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.

I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.

by vulcangreen December 21, 2008

Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022

Smoothy

A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.

My boyfriend gave me a smoothy the other day. It was so sensual!

by cleiger April 21, 2015

Smoothies

What you call people that are very smooth

“Bro caley and gavin are so smooth”
“You might as well just call them smoothies”

by anamendes July 4, 2018

smoothie

When you are hooking up with a girl (or boy) and she is rapidly twirling her tounge in your mouth.

Dude! Last night I went to the movies with this chick, and when I started making out with her, she stuck her tounge deep in my mouth and gave me a smoothie.

by masterah October 7, 2009