Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Combo Smoked

(v.) When you smoke someone 2 or more times consecutively in any game,sport, or activity.

Jessie: Yeah I scored!

Justin: Oh yeah well I'll score on you!

*Jessie makes a spectacular block, Justin tumbles to the ground and Jessie proceeds to score another 5 times*

Jessie: You just got Combo Smoked!

by TheGreenMachine420 March 29, 2012

Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user

"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"

by Fidel Castro's sister March 6, 2009

got smoked

You lost / you got beaten British slang used by Roadmans.

G you got smoked in fifa cuz ! 5-1

by ROADMAN10x February 4, 2018

skonked

1. Marijuana Intoxication, also see:
high stoned blazed hammered

"I've smoked too many bifters and i'm skonked!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Smoked beef

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.

I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.

by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021