left handed smoke shifter 

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

left handed smoke shifter by Andrew C October 17, 2005

Smoke Spot 

(smōk spõt); n

An agreeable, discreet location (preferrably under the cover of foliage) in which one or more persons can smoke without fear or possibility of being busted.

Depending on proness and boldness of smoker, nearly any location can become a smoke spot.

Proper smoke spot protocol suggests smoker utilizes the smoke and roll procedure to ensure smoker is not to be busted.

tree spot, shade spot, chill spot are good examples of acceptable smoke spots. bench spot is not an acceptable smoke spot due to a high level of sketch associated with bench spot.

Ryan: "i've been hittin' this smoke spot for fifteen years and I ain't never been busted!

Smoke Spot by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

Smoke Signals 

Cryptic messages from an emotionally detached person that may be too afraid to talk to you or they simply enjoy controlling and manipulating your emotions from afar for fun.

Dear John, If your smoke signals were for me, I hope this message in a bottle finds you closure.

Smoke Signals by foolishhh1 January 9, 2013

Smoker's Voice 

Somebody that smokes cigarettes so much that they develop a hoarse sounding voice which rattles your eardrums.

"Man, that guy had such a Smoker's Voice, my eardrums felt like they were beating."

Smoker's Voice by KailaD April 13, 2007

Seattle Smoke Stack 

When a female takes a bong rip up her snatch and her male accomplice precedes to eat her out, suck in the smoke, and blow it out of his mouth.

"Hey john, give me your bong so I can suck it up my pussy thus creating the Seattle Smoke Stack process."

Seattle Smoke Stack by mattadamATTACK July 5, 2009

Smoker's Teeth 

A reference to the fact that semen is not a pure white color, but an off white color. A person who doesn't smoke would have pure white teeth, but a smoker's teeth would be off white.

Also coined as a gaming term, used when you have defeated your opponent; referencing that you have defiled your opponent by busting a load of man gravy on their face.

I busted smoker's teeth on that dude's face when I got a headshot on him in Resistance: Fall of Man.

You are about to get some smoker's teeth after I own you at Modern Warfare 2.

Smoker's Teeth by BiggChief61 December 6, 2010

Smoke-Screen 

Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action.

The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.

e.g 1.Did u call that chick from last night?
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!

e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?

yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!

Smoke-Screen by w3st0nb0i August 14, 2009