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smiley chain

Chain with a lock on it used for self-defense or assault. Street term. Some say it has to have TWO locks on it, that the two locks leave two marks on the recipient's head that resemble a smiley face. WRONG! Just one lock is used. Originally it was usually a masterlock combination lock that was used, which is round. The round housing of the lock leaves a crescent-shaped mark resembling a smile. The weapon probably originated as a weapon of convenience -- cyclists had them on hand to lock up their bikes and when attacked they grabbed what they had handy. So it's an effective weapon that can't be called weapon by the cops (if you have a bike, or course!).
Some jackass with a knife tried to take my wallet and new bike, so I caught him upside the head with my smiley chain. At least he still has THAT smile on his face.
by the all-knowing beakman October 19, 2010
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sideways smiley face

'sideways smiley face' or 'shrug face' using keyboard type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . A way to express 'I don't know' or 'oh well'
Who wouldn't want a sideways smiley face tattoo? Reply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by alideet August 5, 2016
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smiley geeks

two people who love to look silly and have fun. Two people who will stick by each other forever through the good and the bad
look at those two smiley geeks, they look so happy and cheerful and their friendship looks likes it can conquer anything
by gfdgfg June 23, 2008
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smiley piercing

A very cool piercing that is subtlety sexy and easy to heal.
Nice smiley piercing, it looks lovely on you
by why why why why why why April 20, 2018
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free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.
free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.
by chefanthony April 19, 2021
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Eat’n Park smiley cookies

Eat’n Park smiley cookies - Pennsylvania signature cookie Made fresh daily in their bakery, and hand iced. Each one is an original!

The Smiley Cookie was first produced by Warner's Bakery, a small bakery in Titusville, Pennsylvania. It was trademarked in 1987. The Smiley Cookie became so popular that it was added to the logo of Eat'n Park.

The Smiley cookie is a trademarked cookie that is distributed by the Eat'n Park Corporation of Homestead, Pennsylvania through their restaurants and online business, smileycookie.com. The signature Smiley Cookie was adapted from a cookie an employee enjoyed as a child.
Eat’n Park smiley cookies

Smiley is more than a cookie; he’s a life-sized representation of Eat’n Park’s commitment to making people smile. And we’re committed to bringing smiles to our guests and neighbors both inside and outside of our restaurants.

Where will Smiley and his Cookie Cruiser be next?
by Blu_leef May 17, 2023
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smiley central

An add-on to various chat programs, it allows you to add horrendous eyesores to IM conversations. It claims not to install any spyware/adware, but it still installs other crap.
Smiley Central has the most godawfully annoying and ugly smileys ever.
by mikm June 16, 2005
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