George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.
Tracy: I'll think about it.
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Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
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Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
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Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
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noun, plural smartassocities.
1. the quality or state of being a smartass
2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance
3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep
4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity
5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning
Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)
perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
noun, plural smartassocities.
1. the quality or state of being a smartass
2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance
3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep
4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity
5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning
Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)
perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
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Now the ice on my wrist so bright I can see God.
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Haters couldn't see me with three eyes,
If I was muslim I would be on the coners,
Hustlin' bean pies,
I used to be the youngboy,
Rocking the fila's,
Now the ice on my wrist so bright I can see God.
"Click the link in my bio"
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Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
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